the monkey ad

2003-08-08 - 9:32 p.m.

Going through files looking for a resume, I found "THE INFAMOUS MONKEY AD," the classified I ran in the paper and put out all over the college when the Dago dumped me for the woman named in the ad. Names have been minimally modified. I consider it one of my best scams ever.

MONKEY FOR SALE!!!!

2 Y/O MALE SPIDER MONKEY,

VERY TAME, WELL-TRAINED

NAMED �SLY�

MOVING, MUST SELL TO RESPONSIBLE OWNER.

PLEASE CALL AFTER 8:00 PM, ASK FOR J**Y FART

(555) 555-5555

See why it's never good to piss me off>

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