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Is that cat shit on your ass, or are you just proud to see me?
2005-01-17 - 7:29 p.m. H@ppy M@rtin Luther King, Jr. D@y. This is one holiday that sneaks up on me every year and I forget it's here. Today I had all kinds of employment-related plans that got shot down in mid-flight once I realized I wasn't going anywhere, everything was closed. Oh well. At least I got my kitchen floor washed. It's been really cold here lately, so of course I bring in the dogs every night. But 6 dogs in the kitchen x 4 paws per dog = 1 hell of a messy kitchen floor in the morning. The other 4 sleep inside every night anyway, irrespective of the weather, and are usually a lot cleaner. Just when I'm finally getting rid of Queenie and the Monster, another cat showed up on my front porch the other night, homeless and hungry. A kitten really. Didn't seem fazed by the fact that 9 dogs and a puppy live here. I gave it canned dog food, which proved too be much too rich for it and gave it the flying shits. It's a long-haired cat. The shit got all over its hair, formed matts and clumps and was just generally disgusting. Nobody would take a shit-matted cat off my hands. this I know already, so I did what I had to do. I washed the cat. Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Don't try this at home, kids. This cat was pissed, yeah! Not down with the bath idea at all! I concentrated on its nether regions, but I couldn't get it all with shampoo and warm water. So when I was done, I clipped the shit clumps off the cat and towel dried it as best I could. My plan paid off, as Queenie agreed to take Cat to her trailer for Gabby. Fl@sh came by for st0ned sex and I told him about my wknd giving the cat a bath. He laughed his ass off at me, said he got through the wknd w/o ever having to wash shit from anybody's ass. I had no idea that canned dog food had that effect on cats. Learn something new every day. And I'm all about that. �
still here - 2009-12-18
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