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Beading Fool
2004-12-22 - 2:44 p.m. Well, I have been a beading fool for the last few days. Seriously, I think I've given myself a case of carpal tunnel trying to make everybody's Christmas gifts, and I'm nowhere near done. Queenie told me that she would get me drugs for Christmas, and I said, "Well, if that is the case, go see Lily and get me a couple pain pills." My hand is seriously cramping. My boss gave me a $100 Christmas bonus. Glory be to Gawd in the highest! Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus, and she looks like Aunt Jemima. I'm waiting on Queenie to come back from the bank with my truck (and some pain meds) so I can go see Flash and procure a certain green, leafy substance guarranteed to get me through the rest of the holidaze without snapping the neck of a small, unsuspecting child who shall remain nameless (but you know who I mean). Oblivion, come to me. �
still here - 2009-12-18
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